Sitemap - 2020 - SaaS Satire
Enterprise SaaS Demand Gen team does 2 webinars a quarter. Demands overtime.
Enterprise SaaS Billboards set up at night. Airport appears behind it in no time.
Lead qualifies to Opportunity after Webinar. Marketing team at SaaS Enterprise dumbfounded.
SaaS Platform doesn't use GPT-3 in Anything. VCs aghast. Valuation Plummets.
Product Head reads Product Led Growth on Blinkist, demands Head of Growth title
CEO doesn't forward Neil Patel's latest hack to CMO, marketing crumbles
CEO hires CMO and lets her do Marketing her way. CMO clueless.
3 Years into his job, Growth Hacker realizes, his job is neither Growth nor Hacking
Product Marketer finalizes KPIs within 3 years of Joining, sends org into a frenzy
Attendees attend Growth Hacking Webinar and actually learn 3 Takeaways