3 Years into his job, Growth Hacker realizes, his job is neither Growth nor Hacking
Loses all the glamour, girlfriend, and 12 out of 72 followers on LinkedIn.
In a life-changing realization, Kabir Kapoor, a thoroughly networked Growth Hacker with 140+ LinkedIn followers, realized that his designation of a Growth Hacker wasn’t remotely related to Growth or Hacking.
“I don’t understand this. I have trended on LinkedIn 7 times. 7 times. Once I trended on #trending. Once I made a typo and put #jacking instead of #hacking and trended on that. If that’s not Growth Hacking, I don’t know what is.” #Kabir #Kapoor was furious when we sharing his feelings on the sudden development.
“I am devastated. I interviewed Kabir and figured that he knows absolutely nothing. We still offered him a job just to see how many months does it take for him to figure this out. I am devastated because I lost the bet - I gave it 6 months. He took 3 years.” Tanmay Dutt, the college dropout CEO of the firm added.
“Yes. We have a Slack channel for the bet. The only channel that’s actually active and valuable. Honestly, we kept Kabir’s joining date as April 1st. He should’ve gotten the hint earlier.” Kanya Kumari, the Head HR remarked on the remark by the other 2 guys.
Kabir plans to write a LinkedIn post on the situation and wants to trend it for the hashtag #KabhiGrowthKabhiHacking. Keep tracking the hashtag for further trending updates.