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LieZoo faces latest down round. Pivots from EdTech to DeadTech.
The startup that taught zoo animals to lie about their food preferences faces new turmoil.
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SaaS Satire

January 2022

Product Manager tries 'Influence without Authority' at home; Sleeps on the Couch
At 7 AM, stretching his stiff body on the balcony of his Salarpuria Greenedge flat, the newly married Product Manager seemed visibly frustrated. The…
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BaaraatPay Founding team member converts all his ESOPs into BRED Coins. Makes more money.
In a rather strange turn of events, Gullible Preet Singh, a founding team member of BaaraatPay, the app that lets you shower bitcoins over a dancing…
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SaaS Satire

July 2021

The VP Sales achieves quota and buys a house in South Bombay, the CEO still lives in Dadar
The SaaS startup hired its first VP of sales after raising Series A. After being able to afford one courtesy the Softbunk money. The funding round came…
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June 2021

SaaS CEO starts to appreciate marketing. Fired unanimously. Dev Garewal to become new CEO.
Despite valuing bottom line numbers over employee's mental health, manipulating the Brassdoor ratings, and getting mentioned in the latest Jhartner…
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Enterprise SaaS Tech Lead becomes an Anway salesman after learning Sales Practices from incessant Sales calls he was forced to attend
In a surprising turn of events, Rahul Hustlewala enrolled himself in a multichannel marketing scheme and rose to the top of the pyramid in record time…
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Product Manager Candidate asks for Entire Series C Funding Amount as Salary. Competitor poaches him with the Series D Term Sheet.
An unprecedented rivalry between BhraataBook and Sheesho reaches new heights
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April 2021

BRED pivots into an ad agency. Valuation skyrockets to $50 Billion.
"It's just smart - we book all the expenses under CSR, helping out of work folks, and we bag the profit."
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TigerLocal to launch the next season of KBC, renamed as Kaun Banega Unicorn. To be Hosted exclusively on Clubhouse. Kunal Ravikant roped in…
The show aims to be inclusive in nature and will accept entries from all across Bengaluru and not just Indirapuram.
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March 2021

Indian Fintech JobhiBik made by Indians, for Indians, hardly used by Indians, blames Indians for its data breach. Lol.
Hardly a coincidence that the breach coincides with the announced last date of AADHAR and PAN linkage, March 31, 2021.
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Jr. Developer gets multiple hikes on an offer. Ends up as a VC in the Startups that wanted to hire him.
VCs insisted for an IITian in the team. The only way was to offer him equity and a board seat.
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CMO forgets to chant "#CopywritingIsEverything". Fired without notice.
CEO decided against the Notice period after reading "un-impactful" resignation email.
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