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LieZoo faces latest down round. Pivots from EdTech to DeadTech.

The startup that taught zoo animals to lie about their food preferences faces new turmoil.

Mar 28 •

Product Manager tries 'Influence without Authority' at home; Sleeps on the Couch

At 7 AM, stretching his stiff body on the balcony of his Salarpuria Greenedge flat, the newly married Product Manager seemed visibly frustrated. The…

Jan 25, 2022 •

BaaraatPay Founding team member converts all his ESOPs into BRED Coins. Makes more money.

In a rather strange turn of events, Gullible Preet Singh, a founding team member of BaaraatPay, the app that lets you shower bitcoins over a dancing…

Jan 11, 2022 •

The VP Sales achieves quota and buys a house in South Bombay, the CEO still lives in Dadar

The SaaS startup hired its first VP of sales after raising Series A. After being able to afford one courtesy the Softbunk money. The funding round came…

Jul 19, 2021 •

SaaS CEO starts to appreciate marketing. Fired unanimously. Dev Garewal to become new CEO.

Despite valuing bottom line numbers over employee's mental health, manipulating the Brassdoor ratings, and getting mentioned in the latest Jhartner…

Jun 15, 2021 •

Enterprise SaaS Tech Lead becomes an Anway salesman after learning Sales Practices from incessant Sales calls he was forced to attend

In a surprising turn of events, Rahul Hustlewala enrolled himself in a multichannel marketing scheme and rose to the top of the pyramid in record time…

Jun 10, 2021 •

Product Manager Candidate asks for Entire Series C Funding Amount as Salary. Competitor poaches him with the Series D Term Sheet.

An unprecedented rivalry between BhraataBook and Sheesho reaches new heights

Jun 1, 2021 •

BRED pivots into an ad agency. Valuation skyrockets to $50 Billion.

"It's just smart - we book all the expenses under CSR, helping out of work folks, and we bag the profit."

Apr 9, 2021 •

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